Breaking News: The Moon Landing Was A Hoax!

Posted: July 20th, 2010 | Author: Ian Kelly | Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: , | 2 Comments »

Conspiracy Theorist Convinces Neil Armstrong Moon Landing Was Faked:

Apollo 11 mission commander and famed astronaut Neil Armstrong shocked reporters at a press conference Monday, announcing he had been convinced that his historic first step on the moon was part of an elaborate hoax orchestrated by the United States government.

According to Armstrong, he was forced to reconsider every single detail of the monumental journey after watching a few persuasive YouTube videos, and reading several blog posts on conspiracy theorist Ralph Coleman’s website, OmissionControl.org.

“It only took a few hastily written paragraphs published by this passionate denier of mankind’s so-called ‘greatest technological achievement’ for me to realize I had been living a lie, ” said a visibly emotional Armstrong, addressing reporters at his home. “It has become painfully clear to me that on July 20, 1969, the Lunar Module under the control of my crew did not in fact travel 250,000 miles over eight days, touch down on the moon, and perform various experiments, ushering in a new era for humanity. Instead, the entire thing was filmed on a soundstage, most likely in New Mexico.”

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2 Comments on “Breaking News: The Moon Landing Was A Hoax!”

  1. 1 craig said at 6:09 pm on July 20th, 2010:

    I knew it. I knew it all along.

  2. 2 Will Eifler said at 3:25 am on July 21st, 2010:

    That is the funniest thing I have ever read on the Onion


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